Hand-me-down Fred
Hand-me-down Fred, the dog
This is my hand-me-down dog Fred. He doesn’t know he’s a dog. He’s a Fred. He’s the Best Fred Ever. In case you didn’t know, all Freds fred*. Fred is the Best Fredder Ever.
This is the summary of his week:
Wednesday – Fred: This is the Best Day Ever.
Barked at the neighbor dogs.
Caught a chipmunk.
Peed on everything in the yard.
Thursday – Fred: This is the Best Day Ever.
Barked at the neighbor dogs
Peed on everything in the yard.
Chewed on a ball.
Friday – Fred: This is the Best Day Ever.
Barked at the neighbor dogs.
Peed on everything in the yard.
Rode in the car.
Saturday – Fred: This is the Best Day Ever.
Smelled new things.
Drank from a fish pond.
Peed on everything in the yard.
Today happens to be his Best Day Ever as well, though I don’t know what all he’s really accomplished today.
*Definition as follows:
fred |’fred|
verb
to fred.
Derivatives
fredder noun – One who freds.
fredding noun – The action or movement of a fredder.